One Percent Inspiration, Zero Percent Perspiration

Why are showerheads round? The human body is not round. (Usually.) This means showerheads are designed to squander water. How not-green.

If every American changed to the Person-Shaped Showerhead, we would use 40% less water in our showers! That means enough water to fill up three Lake Minnetonkas.

(Note: all above figures may be made up.)

How often does your towel fall off its hook and onto the bathroom floor? For me, it's pretty often. And that's gross. Because a damp towel + rarely cleaned floor + also I have a cat that sheds = gross.

This is the answer. (Unless you keep your towels on a bar, which I can't help.)

With just a simple tag, like on a jacket, your towel is forever secure. Have there really been no innovations in towel-based technology until today?