One Percent Inspiration, Zero Percent Perspiration

How often does your towel fall off its hook and onto the bathroom floor? For me, it's pretty often. And that's gross. Because a damp towel + rarely cleaned floor + also I have a cat that sheds = gross.

This is the answer. (Unless you keep your towels on a bar, which I can't help.)

With just a simple tag, like on a jacket, your towel is forever secure. Have there really been no innovations in towel-based technology until today?